Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever
747. After Hogwarts, Hermione wrangles Ron, Harry, and Neville into a new project: Writing a pre-first year muggleborn guide that explains things like wizarding culture, slang, and magical technology. Headmaster McGonnegal thinks this is a brilliant idea and sends the pamphlet along with the muggleborn and muggle-raised halfblood acceptance letters.
it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)