I just found the best Facebook page
@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*
Most of the Intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost. You’ll never find him.
if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.